8 Mar 2017 How the TSA can do their jobs better

What the TSA can do to make flying not suck so much

Flying sucks. There’s no reason for all the security. Build a wall, don’t let people immigrate from Terrorist Nations. Think about it. If we’re bombing the crap out of a country, why would we let the survivors into America to some day kill us? That would be pretty stupid of us. Let’s be smart, and stay alive.

But we already lost the War on Terrorism. When we travel, we either get fondled or we have 3D naked pictures made of us. Hey, freedom right? No, we’re really less free in America than in other countries. We’ve been conned, and we lost the War on Terrorism.

We don’t have to quit though, we can stand for ourselves; we can say “hey, we’re not going to take this anymore.” That’s what I think we should do, and that’s what this article is about.

What can the TSA do to make flying not suck so much?

Lists are great, so I’m going to provide a list; in no particular order.

  • Better lines for drop-off, and pick-up. It’s chaos when you go there to be dropped off, or to be picked up. Make better lines, have people working on the ground to direct traffic; not just yell at us. Be NICE!
  • Promote the trust of curbside check-ins or baggage drop-offs. I see the people there, but are they safe? Promote it, produce some safety numbers. Make it really easy, and more people will use it.
  • Affordable system to certify trusted flyers. I’m sure there’s something there now, but it’s not promoted, and it doesn’t seem affordable. Make it affordable; you save money when you don’t have long lines that require lots of people to manage those lines, am I right or am I right?
    • This system would verify people that are no threat whatsoever.
    • Let these people walk through line.
    • Don’t even bother scanning their stuff. You’re not the DEA, you’re just the TSA. Keep your job in “scope.”
    • Ideally, this system would solve 90% of the problems.
  • Go back to medal detectors. There is no reason in the world to give 100 people per year cancer (the scanners cause a % of people to get cancer), and then take naked 3D scans of people. That’s just wrong on so many levels. Please do what is right, scan the safer way.
  • Mobile App or Bar code scanners. Let people scan their bar codes themselves, have more of the devices around, and let people go through. Heck, let them scan their state issued IDs or Passports. No need for a human here. Also, stop having people ask you stupid questions.

But isn’t some of this on the Airlines themselves?

Sure, so let’s solve the problem for Airlines as well.

  • Automate as much as possible. Take advantage of curb pick-up. More kiosks, let mobile apps do the same thing. Check in your baggage with the mobile app. Allow for more trusted curbside pick-up. We should be able to walk right up to the metal detectors. Couple this with a trusted flyers program, that is cheap and everyone that isn’t a criminal can get on, will make flying a breeze.
  • Take the safety test online, once every 2 years. Why do we have to go through the safety instructions (that everyone ignores) every flight? Seems like a waste of time. Let’s not do it anymore.
  • Honesty about how long we taxi. No reason to keep us in the dark. Post it on the mobile app. But keep us informed of how long we are going to taxi, and what the reason for it is.
  • Wider aisles, less seats. Have aisles big enough for people to squeeze on by. We shouldn’t have to wait for rude people to hog the aisle. Fewer seats could solve this. You can make money selling good food, devices, advertise for rental cars, cars in general, tourist destinations, and even real estate. Just take advantage of it!

Conclusion

We’ve learn that the TSA sucks and just wants to fondle us, and take naked photos. We’ve also learned the solutions to the traveling crisis, and how Airlines can treat humans like humans. We don’t have to take it anymore!

30 Dec 2016 Bill Cosby did not Rape ANYONE!

Did Bill Cosby really rape anyone?

I don’t doubt Bill Cosby gave people drugs. In the past, at the time, the morals were different. Did they really know what rape was or what the drugs could do? Probably not. Who knows what drugs they were doing back then. But guess what, she’s had so long to say something about Cosby. Years. He hasn’t been around for a while, and yet when he tries to make a comeback with only a handful of years left in his life, he gets slammed with this stuff?

Again, I don’t doubt he gave her pills. She probably was like “give me the pills daddy, give me the pills daddy” you know, she’s a drug addict and been in rehab for how many years? Back then, was date rape even considered rape? I don’t know. But guess what, in the 60s, 70s & 80s – Bill Cosby was still black, right, so wouldn’t it be really easy to have a black guy locked up? I mean, all I’ve heard is how racist white people used to be so I don’t think it would have been an issue to lock him up, had the situation actually been rape.

How many times do people party and take drugs? Lots right? People party, they do drugs. A side effect is blacking out. But does that mean the guy raped her? No because if you black out, but you’re still conscious, how is Bill supposed to know you’re not going to remember anything? This is back in the 60s, before we knew about “blacking out” and date rape.

I feel bad for Bill. He’s in the last days of his life.

14 Jul 2016 Who is the real Paul McCartney?

Who is the REAL Paul McCartney?

Like so many people before me, they questioned whether or not Paul is real or an imposter. I was curious as well. So I did some digging.

What did I find in my research?

People went out of their way to compare photos taken, they used easter eggs in recordings, they took apart words used by former members of the Beatles.

But there’s nothing to prove one way or the other. Photos can have different angles. And of course, we’re talking about celebrities…of which…get plastic surgery and dental work done all the time. Puffy lips? Of course, Paul probably wanted to look better. Or maybe he made out with the wrong groupie.

It would be too hard to find someone to replace Paul and be just as successful.

How could Faul do this?

What do I think happened to Paul McCartney?

In my humble opinion, the reason for Faul:

  • Different camera angles
  • Body doubles – of course there would be body doubles
  • Plastic Surgery
  • Marketing – great way to lure fans into buying and dissecting their albums

Conclusion

Paul is Paul McCartney. The only want to prove otherwise would be to get DNA tests. If someone truly wants to know the truth, start a GoFundMe page and raise enough money to pay Paul to prove one way or the other, or get a rich guy/gal to pay for it. You give Paul a couple million dollars and he’ll take the test.

2 Apr 2016

Homeless People are the real bad guys & gals. Find out why.

You’re on your way to work, feeling great, right? You showered, you trimmed your beard, or whatever, and you brushed your teeth. Depending on how rushed you are, you ate enough to get you going. Then you hop in your car. Life is great, the sun is shining, you feel good, you feel refreshed. On your commute to work, you’re at a stop light, and then something happens…

A homeless person, or possible drug addict, or someone pretending to be poor, posts a sign that makes you cry. Maybe not externally, but inside, you feel like you were hit in the gut.

What is your responsibility here?

Sure, feed the poor, clothe the homeless, right? But is that really your role, your job? We all play our part into the community right, we have jobs, we buy things, we do what we’re supposed to do. All that combined produces the greatest nation on earth: USA. Isn’t that enough? I say it should be. You educated yourself, or your family helped. But your role is to live your life. And you did that.

People that make you feel bad, do you associate with them?

When a friend of yours, or family member, makes you feel bad. Does that get you upset? Do you purposely associate with people that make you feel bad? No. You avoid the people that make you feel bad because they’re bad people. When a homeless person makes you feel bad, doesn’t that make them a bad person?

I understand it’s sad to see someone so dirty and possibly hungry. So I can come up with some solutions to the homeless problem.

Solution to Homelessness

There is no easy answer, more so a ton of small solutions, that when combined, solve the homelessness problem. Here are solutions, comments & things not do to. Don’t be an enabler. So here they are:

  • Stop giving homeless people money – this only enables them. There are services for homeless and those in need. Plenty.
  • Don’t expect homeless people to be perfect. Don’t expect homeless people to be able to provide for themselves.
  • We must not think everyone should have a TV. No one “needs” a TV. No one “needs” a phone. Those are things we can have if we partake in the capitalistic system. A homeless person does not qualify (unless they have a job).
  • We are not all the same. I like the color blue, you may like the color red. But that doesn’t mean we have to like the color red or the color blue. You can choose. That’s why some people may not be concerned with their looks, or combing their hair, or showering. Homeless people can choose to be dirty, and that is okay.
  • No one really has to have a home. If someone wants to be homeless, they have every right to be homeless. Now if they’re destroying someone else’s property, they should be fined and/or punished for that. No exceptions just because they don’t have a home.

Conclusion

You have every right to ignore the homeless person asking for change. As a matter of fact, you have every right to tell that person to go away. They have no right to force you to do anything. Not only that, we are not all the same. If someone wants to be homeless, that’s their right. But we don’t have to help them.

27 Sep 2015 There is no water crisis | Florida SEO

Do we really have a water crisis?

This is more of a brainstorm / rant. Lots and lots of people are scared of their own shadow. We don’t have a water crisis, not in America. Globally, we just have to not live in deserts. 

I’m a firm believer that we do not have a water crisis. My reasoning is this. We can ship oil from all over the world. We can keep our cars, trucks, boats, air planes, flying saucers, etc. running all day long, and we don’t run out of oil. Why is that? Because we drill for more! We ship oil from areas where there is plenty of oil, to areas where this isn’t as much oil. We can do the same with water.

Why can’t we ship water all around the world?

I don’t understand why this would be a problem. Start building pipelines, put the water on water tankers. Move the water from raining areas to dry areas. Of course we’d have to find a way to keep the water from evaporating, but that’s not a big issue since people in Las Vegas never seem to run out.

Do we really have a water crisis? No of course not!

Is there a shortage of water?

No! It still rains plenty all around the world. I live in Florida, it rains almost every day. By the way, did you notice all that water in the ocean? Yeah, that’s water too! Oh but California is suffering a drought. Sort of a drought, but… California is suffering from failed leadership for the past 30 years. They’ve had every opportunity to upgrade their water infrastructure to accommodate the population growth, but they haven’t. They could have plenty desalination plants to process the ocean water. They’re just too stupid to implement it. So they complain about climate change. It’s sad. They have a bottled water company over there selling water to other states, yet, they have a water shortage, right? What a scam. They may not have a lot of water, but the problem is all their doing. They built that problem. Put me in charge, I’ll fix it.

What can we do to help the world?

I’ve mentioned water pipelines and desalination plants. Those 2 solutions would end our fear of running out of water. But Luke, there is another…

  • Dehumidifiers – we can take water from the air and turn it into, you know, water. Power them with solar and you’re good to go.
  • Homeowners to collect gray water – did you know when it rains, you can store that water? Yeah, put it in a big container and store a year’s worth of water. Done.
  • Keep your waste water – I’m not talking about your bathroom water, but your washer machine, dish washer, drain water from you AC; we can update housing to allow that water to be stored in containers. Yes we can. Run it through a sand / charcoal filter, put some bleach in there. Done. Or just use it on your flowers.

Some of the grosser options to keep the climate change religion at bay:

  • Put sand in a half gallon milk jug, and place it in the top of your toilet.
  • Don’t flush as much. Something about yellow and mellow.
  • Poor your half drank water bottles into a bigger bottle and drink, or let your dog drink it, or even use it for your lawn/flowers.
  • Poor old soda, old drinks, anything with liquid, through a sand/charcoal filter. Then use the water for the lawn or boil it so you can drink it.

How to save water? The non-gross way.

  • Don’t water your lawn as much. Use technology to control your watering.
  • Don’t water when it’s rained that day or the day before.
  • Don’t run your faucet as long. Use a dishwater (Oh but electricity. I don’t care).

What should be invented to save water?

I’m a firm believer in technology. I hope to one day make my own robots (not web, done that). What can we invent that will save use from this fake water crisis?

  • Better life straw. I have one, but they should make it better, faster, and for long-term everyday use.
  • Homes pre-installed with dehumidifiers to drinking water. Maybe something in/on the fridge, and then an easy way to change the filter.
  • More water reserves. Dig more holes, store more water. Put more money into it.

Conclusion

I’ve gotta go do something more important, like help somebody make money. I’m a Florida SEO Specialist (some could say expert) , I help small businesses with their SEO and all that. Like I said, I live in Florida. But anyway, the water problem isn’t really a problem. Climate change / Global warming is just a way for Democrats to launder money to their crony friends. It’s a scam, it’s fraud. They should all be locked up in jail with Bruce Jenner (he killed someone).

22 Sep 2015 Clock Bomb

Clock Bomb Publicity Stunt

It’s like the world has gone completely mad. A kid brings what looks like the timer to a bomb to school and people are shocked he was in trouble for it? What? Of course the kid should have been disciplined. He brought a hoax bomb to school. It wasn’t for the science fair. It wasn’t a school project. It was because he wanted to scare people.

What makes this whole situation more annoying, Mr. Obama invites him over? What? This kid does not deserve to be a rewarded with Mr. Obama’s time. Sure, I’m not an Obama fan. But he is the President of the greatest country in the history of mankind. Okay, got that? A trouble maker kid should be punished, not rewarded.

My two cents or so.

31 Jul 2015

Roddy Piper Dead

Roddy Piper wasn’t my favorite wrestler growing up. I always watched wrestling to see Hulk Hogan. But even though Roddy Piper wasn’t my favorite wrestler of all-time, it saddens me to hear that he died today. At this point, I do not know what was his cause of death. 61 isn’t young, but it also isn’t old enough to leave the earth.

In memory of Roddy Piper, I will kick ass and chew bubble gum this weekend.