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How to solve the War problem on Earth

Earth is a great place to live, am I right? At least if you live in America or any non-3rd World Nation. Although some of those 3rd World Nation’s have so much freedom, and are so cost-effective; retiring there seems attractive. Anyways.

Americans love to blow things up. That’s why we have such a powerful military. No other nation on Earth can defeat us. That’s just how it is. There aren’t enough slaves in the world, or enough money in the world to defeat the US. Get over it, don’t try it. That being said. How do we solve the War problem on Earth?

Why is War a problem?

Because seeing crying babies with dirt and ash all over their facings, just screaming for mommy, isn’t good. It’s not nice. It’s morally wrong, no matter your religion. War created America though, right? So not all ward is bad, am I right? Okay then, not all war is wrong, as long as it’s for a good cause. But how do you define a good cause? What makes war just? We’ve been trying to blow up Syria for years just so some rich Elites can have their oil pipeline. We blew up Iraq and Obama gave Iraq away to Terrorists. These only sound like problems because they are problems. How many countless lives need to be obliterated before we realize war is a problem? Sure, war makes people rich. We need rich people on Earth. But at what cost?

I’m not a fan of war, never served. Would if it came down to it. But I feel I have a different purpose so I never enlisted.

History tends to repeat itself. History does bring nice monuments and museums. War destroys those things, just look at what happened in Iraq.

If you go back to WWII, how much History did Hitler destroy?

You would have to be insane to believe that war isn’t a problem, would you agree with me on that?

War is a problem. What is the solution to War?

In our recorded history on Earth, we have so many wins, so many solutions to war. Capitalism is one that comes to mind first because I’m on a Mac typing on a WordPress website. All things that came from Peace, all things that came from Capitalism. Now I’m not saying we should worship money, worship what you want to worship, doesn’t bother me.

What great nation was built because of Capitalism? The United States of America of course, right? Rugged individualism, fueled with the drive to make money, and build great things. America. And yet we still blow things up?

So how can we look at America as an example of how to solve Earth’s War Problem? Well, we can use a capitalistic trait; we can franchise the United States Constitution. Why not? Why have we not tried to franchise the constitution out to other nations?

Look to McDonald’s, the food tastes the same, right? All over the world. That’s what franchising does. We would have other nations that follow a franchised version of the United States Constitution. How would it work? Well, they all get the Bill of Rights. We should of course start with a Nation close to America that is in huge amount of Debt. Maybe I shouldn’t bring that up since America has a ton of debt. But there are other nations out there that are failing. America should go in there, get them to use our constitution. We would get a cut of their GDP of course, but they would be their own sovereign nation. With restrictions of course.

Then replicate that strategy to other nations. Eventually we’ll take over the planet, just like McDonald’s did.

We can do it.

8 Mar 2017 How the TSA can do their jobs better

What the TSA can do to make flying not suck so much

Flying sucks. There’s no reason for all the security. Build a wall, don’t let people immigrate from Terrorist Nations. Think about it. If we’re bombing the crap out of a country, why would we let the survivors into America to some day kill us? That would be pretty stupid of us. Let’s be smart, and stay alive.

But we already lost the War on Terrorism. When we travel, we either get fondled or we have 3D naked pictures made of us. Hey, freedom right? No, we’re really less free in America than in other countries. We’ve been conned, and we lost the War on Terrorism.

We don’t have to quit though, we can stand for ourselves; we can say “hey, we’re not going to take this anymore.” That’s what I think we should do, and that’s what this article is about.

What can the TSA do to make flying not suck so much?

Lists are great, so I’m going to provide a list; in no particular order.

  • Better lines for drop-off, and pick-up. It’s chaos when you go there to be dropped off, or to be picked up. Make better lines, have people working on the ground to direct traffic; not just yell at us. Be NICE!
  • Promote the trust of curbside check-ins or baggage drop-offs. I see the people there, but are they safe? Promote it, produce some safety numbers. Make it really easy, and more people will use it.
  • Affordable system to certify trusted flyers. I’m sure there’s something there now, but it’s not promoted, and it doesn’t seem affordable. Make it affordable; you save money when you don’t have long lines that require lots of people to manage those lines, am I right or am I right?
    • This system would verify people that are no threat whatsoever.
    • Let these people walk through line.
    • Don’t even bother scanning their stuff. You’re not the DEA, you’re just the TSA. Keep your job in “scope.”
    • Ideally, this system would solve 90% of the problems.
  • Go back to medal detectors. There is no reason in the world to give 100 people per year cancer (the scanners cause a % of people to get cancer), and then take naked 3D scans of people. That’s just wrong on so many levels. Please do what is right, scan the safer way.
  • Mobile App or Bar code scanners. Let people scan their bar codes themselves, have more of the devices around, and let people go through. Heck, let them scan their state issued IDs or Passports. No need for a human here. Also, stop having people ask you stupid questions.

But isn’t some of this on the Airlines themselves?

Sure, so let’s solve the problem for Airlines as well.

  • Automate as much as possible. Take advantage of curb pick-up. More kiosks, let mobile apps do the same thing. Check in your baggage with the mobile app. Allow for more trusted curbside pick-up. We should be able to walk right up to the metal detectors. Couple this with a trusted flyers program, that is cheap and everyone that isn’t a criminal can get on, will make flying a breeze.
  • Take the safety test online, once every 2 years. Why do we have to go through the safety instructions (that everyone ignores) every flight? Seems like a waste of time. Let’s not do it anymore.
  • Honesty about how long we taxi. No reason to keep us in the dark. Post it on the mobile app. But keep us informed of how long we are going to taxi, and what the reason for it is.
  • Wider aisles, less seats. Have aisles big enough for people to squeeze on by. We shouldn’t have to wait for rude people to hog the aisle. Fewer seats could solve this. You can make money selling good food, devices, advertise for rental cars, cars in general, tourist destinations, and even real estate. Just take advantage of it!

Conclusion

We’ve learn that the TSA sucks and just wants to fondle us, and take naked photos. We’ve also learned the solutions to the traveling crisis, and how Airlines can treat humans like humans. We don’t have to take it anymore!

30 Dec 2016 Bill Cosby did not Rape ANYONE!

Did Bill Cosby really rape anyone?

I don’t doubt Bill Cosby gave people drugs. In the past, at the time, the morals were different. Did they really know what rape was or what the drugs could do? Probably not. Who knows what drugs they were doing back then. But guess what, she’s had so long to say something about Cosby. Years. He hasn’t been around for a while, and yet when he tries to make a comeback with only a handful of years left in his life, he gets slammed with this stuff?

Again, I don’t doubt he gave her pills. She probably was like “give me the pills daddy, give me the pills daddy” you know, she’s a drug addict and been in rehab for how many years? Back then, was date rape even considered rape? I don’t know. But guess what, in the 60s, 70s & 80s – Bill Cosby was still black, right, so wouldn’t it be really easy to have a black guy locked up? I mean, all I’ve heard is how racist white people used to be so I don’t think it would have been an issue to lock him up, had the situation actually been rape.

How many times do people party and take drugs? Lots right? People party, they do drugs. A side effect is blacking out. But does that mean the guy raped her? No because if you black out, but you’re still conscious, how is Bill supposed to know you’re not going to remember anything? This is back in the 60s, before we knew about “blacking out” and date rape.

I feel bad for Bill. He’s in the last days of his life.

14 Jul 2016 Who is the real Paul McCartney?

Who is the REAL Paul McCartney?

Like so many people before me, they questioned whether or not Paul is real or an imposter. I was curious as well. So I did some digging.

What did I find in my research?

People went out of their way to compare photos taken, they used easter eggs in recordings, they took apart words used by former members of the Beatles.

But there’s nothing to prove one way or the other. Photos can have different angles. And of course, we’re talking about celebrities…of which…get plastic surgery and dental work done all the time. Puffy lips? Of course, Paul probably wanted to look better. Or maybe he made out with the wrong groupie.

It would be too hard to find someone to replace Paul and be just as successful.

How could Faul do this?

What do I think happened to Paul McCartney?

In my humble opinion, the reason for Faul:

  • Different camera angles
  • Body doubles – of course there would be body doubles
  • Plastic Surgery
  • Marketing – great way to lure fans into buying and dissecting their albums

Conclusion

Paul is Paul McCartney. The only want to prove otherwise would be to get DNA tests. If someone truly wants to know the truth, start a GoFundMe page and raise enough money to pay Paul to prove one way or the other, or get a rich guy/gal to pay for it. You give Paul a couple million dollars and he’ll take the test.

27 Sep 2015 There is no water crisis | Florida SEO

Do we really have a water crisis?

This is more of a brainstorm / rant. Lots and lots of people are scared of their own shadow. We don’t have a water crisis, not in America. Globally, we just have to not live in deserts. 

I’m a firm believer that we do not have a water crisis. My reasoning is this. We can ship oil from all over the world. We can keep our cars, trucks, boats, air planes, flying saucers, etc. running all day long, and we don’t run out of oil. Why is that? Because we drill for more! We ship oil from areas where there is plenty of oil, to areas where this isn’t as much oil. We can do the same with water.

Why can’t we ship water all around the world?

I don’t understand why this would be a problem. Start building pipelines, put the water on water tankers. Move the water from raining areas to dry areas. Of course we’d have to find a way to keep the water from evaporating, but that’s not a big issue since people in Las Vegas never seem to run out.

Do we really have a water crisis? No of course not!

Is there a shortage of water?

No! It still rains plenty all around the world. I live in Florida, it rains almost every day. By the way, did you notice all that water in the ocean? Yeah, that’s water too! Oh but California is suffering a drought. Sort of a drought, but… California is suffering from failed leadership for the past 30 years. They’ve had every opportunity to upgrade their water infrastructure to accommodate the population growth, but they haven’t. They could have plenty desalination plants to process the ocean water. They’re just too stupid to implement it. So they complain about climate change. It’s sad. They have a bottled water company over there selling water to other states, yet, they have a water shortage, right? What a scam. They may not have a lot of water, but the problem is all their doing. They built that problem. Put me in charge, I’ll fix it.

What can we do to help the world?

I’ve mentioned water pipelines and desalination plants. Those 2 solutions would end our fear of running out of water. But Luke, there is another…

  • Dehumidifiers – we can take water from the air and turn it into, you know, water. Power them with solar and you’re good to go.
  • Homeowners to collect gray water – did you know when it rains, you can store that water? Yeah, put it in a big container and store a year’s worth of water. Done.
  • Keep your waste water – I’m not talking about your bathroom water, but your washer machine, dish washer, drain water from you AC; we can update housing to allow that water to be stored in containers. Yes we can. Run it through a sand / charcoal filter, put some bleach in there. Done. Or just use it on your flowers.

Some of the grosser options to keep the climate change religion at bay:

  • Put sand in a half gallon milk jug, and place it in the top of your toilet.
  • Don’t flush as much. Something about yellow and mellow.
  • Poor your half drank water bottles into a bigger bottle and drink, or let your dog drink it, or even use it for your lawn/flowers.
  • Poor old soda, old drinks, anything with liquid, through a sand/charcoal filter. Then use the water for the lawn or boil it so you can drink it.

How to save water? The non-gross way.

  • Don’t water your lawn as much. Use technology to control your watering.
  • Don’t water when it’s rained that day or the day before.
  • Don’t run your faucet as long. Use a dishwater (Oh but electricity. I don’t care).

What should be invented to save water?

I’m a firm believer in technology. I hope to one day make my own robots (not web, done that). What can we invent that will save use from this fake water crisis?

  • Better life straw. I have one, but they should make it better, faster, and for long-term everyday use.
  • Homes pre-installed with dehumidifiers to drinking water. Maybe something in/on the fridge, and then an easy way to change the filter.
  • More water reserves. Dig more holes, store more water. Put more money into it.

Conclusion

I’ve gotta go do something more important, like help somebody make money. I’m a Florida SEO Specialist (some could say expert) , I help small businesses with their SEO and all that. Like I said, I live in Florida. But anyway, the water problem isn’t really a problem. Climate change / Global warming is just a way for Democrats to launder money to their crony friends. It’s a scam, it’s fraud. They should all be locked up in jail with Bruce Jenner (he killed someone).

28 Jul 2015 Ferado

A Fable About Asking for More

I love to read. Right now, I’m reading a little bit about how to negotiate. Here’s a funny tidbit I’d like to share with you.

There was once a very old couple who lived in a dilapidated thatched hut on a remote Pacific Island. One day, a hurricane blew through the village and demolished their home. Because they were much too old and poor to rebuild the hut, the couple moved in with their daughter and her husband. This arrangement precipitated an unpleasant domestic situation, as the daughter’s hut was barely big enough for herself, her husband, and their four children, let alone the in-laws.

The daughter went to the wise person of the village, explained the problem and asked, “Whatever will we do?”

The wise person puffed slowly on a pipe and then responded, “You have chickens, don’t you?”

“Yes,” she replied, “we have chickens.”

“Then bring the chickens into the hut with you.”

This seemed ludicrous to the daughter, but she followed the wise person’s advice. The move naturally exacerbated the problem, and the situation was soon unbearable, for feathers as well as hostile words flew around the hut. The daughter returned to the wise person, pleading for advice.

“You have pigs, don’t you?”

“Yes, we have three pigs.”

“Then you must bring the pigs into your hut with you.”

That seemed to be ridiculous advice, but to question the wise person was unthinkable, so she brought the pigs into the hut. Life was now truly unlivable, with eight people, 10 chickens, and three pigs sharing one tiny, noisy hut. Her husband complained that he couldn’t hear the radio over the racket.

The next day the daughter, fearing for her family’s sanity, approached the wise person with a final desperate plea. “Please,” she cried, “we can’t live like this. Tell me what to do and I’ll do it, but please help us.”

This time, the wise person’s response was puzzling, but easier to follow. “Remove the chickens and the pigs from your hut.” She quickly evicted the animals, and the entire family lived happlily together for the rest of their days.

The moral of the story is that a deal always looks better after something has been thrown out.

When negotiating, ask for more than you expect to get.

3 Jun 2015 Ferado

America’s Bill of NON-Rights

We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional.

We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights.

ARTICLE I:

You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II:

You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone – not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc, but the world is full of dummies, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III:

You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV:

You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.

ARTICLE V:

You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we’re just not interested in public health care.

ARTICLE VI:

You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don’t be surprised if the rest of us want to see you get the blue juice.

ARTICLE VII:

You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don’t be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won’t have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII:

You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.

ARTICLE IX:

You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over-abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X:

This is an English speaking country. We don’t care where you came from, English is our language. Learn it!

Lastly:

ARTICLE XI:

You do not have the right to change our country’s history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, sorry if you are uncomfortable with it.

— Mr. Napper (or someone else)

9 Nov 2014 Michelle Noctor

Michelle Noctor

Michelle Noctor is a fictitious person in a made-up story about life. But isn’t all life fake, aren’t most people fake; are you real? No one would know for sure. Please enjoy this article about Mrs. Michelle Noctor. 

Hello World! This is the story about Michelle Noctor, the woman without a story, until now. Sitting around, laying on the beach, thinking about how great life really is. What would come through your mind? Can you imagine being on the beach, just relaxing, living your life. What would you look like? Something like this, you think:

Michelle Noctor's Mugshot & Arrest Record

 What’s the meaning of life?

How did this story come to be, what were we thinking? Sometimes thing’s just happen, words just appear. You never really know what you’re going to do until you do it. Just like when you’re sitting on the beach, thinking about how great life is. Do you know what you do next? What is the meaning of life? Why are we all here? What are we supposed to do with our lives? That’s where the story of Michelle Noctor comes from.

Do you like Chinese food?

The photo below is of a woman eating…oranges…with chopsticks. Pretty crazy right? Maybe this photo has to do with the story. Still trying to think of a way to write the story. What is the story?

Michelle Noctor eating oranges | Mugshot

Michelle Noctor on Tumblr

I posted this tumblr of Michelle Noctor to go along with the story. So what is the story….

The beginning of the story…

There once was a woman, her name was Michelle. She lived a good life. Grew up in a small town in the East coast of the U.S. Raised in a strong Republican family because that’s the only way you can get a strong American family. Just think about it then you’ll believe me. Anyway. East coast she lived, born & raised. A town called Smallville. Not the place of Superheros, but the place Ms. Noctor lived. Let’s just call her Michelle for short because I don’t want to have to write out the whole name each time.

Okay, so Michelle lived in the East coast in a town called Smallville. Such a small town, what do you do with yourself? She helped people. She always had the dream of being the best social worker in the world. She studied her butt off. You know, books all day & night. That’s what Michelle did.

Eventually she got older and moved to the big city – NYC. That’s New York City. The big city with cultural within culture. People can get lost in that. Living in NYC taught Michelle a few things about life:

  1. Most people are in it for themselves
  2. Be charitable, but only for you and not others
  3. Keep your guard up
  4. Always stand up for yourself
  5. Let people see you do things

Let’s go over these things she learned about life.

#1. Most people are in it for themselves

No matter what you want to believe, people are in it for themselves. Insert anything for “it” because it’ll work. People are greedy, people do not think of others. The ones that do are taken advantage of no matter what.

#2. Be charitable, but only for you and not others

Okay, this time it’s okay to be in it for yourself. Anyway. Many people try and help others, but they mostly do it because of the perception of being a good person. It’s not because they’re a good person. It’s because they want more opportunity in life. The kid that becomes an eagle scout is doing it because he wants a better job. It’s to make himself seem better than someone else.

You shouldn’t be charitable for that reason. Be charitable for yourself. Don’t do it thinking people are going to be charitable to you. It never happens! People are in it for themselves, so you help them, they take advantage of you. In the end you lose. Therefore, just be charitable, but do it for yourself.

michelle-noctor-mugshot

#3. Keep your guard up

People are always out to get you, that’s why you need to keep your guard up. The guy that schedules you at work, he doesn’t have your best interest at heart. He’s just looking out for him. That’s why you need to make sure you live within your means, and you take care of you. Be strong, always say “I got this” and keep on keeping strong.

#4. Always stand up for yourself

Don’t be pushed around! Stand up for yourself. If you’re being wronged, tell the person that. Sometimes people do things to you without thinking that they’re hurting you. That’s why you stand up for yourself. You don’t have to be a dick about it, but just stand up for yourself. It always works out. If someone fires you, they have a small Weiner. Also, you can probably sue. So you’re still good.

#5. Let people see you do things

I used to do things without telling people. But you know what happens? No one knows you did it and they may give another person credit for it. Why would you want that to happen? So make sure people know you did something. If you clean the kitchen, tell your spouse. Tell your roommate. Make sure they know you did it. That way, you get credit for it.

Other Advice from Michelle

There are so many things in life that we must do to achieve the things we want to achieve. Most of life is about staying focused, and staying motivated. How are you going to get to your destination if you are turning left here, right there, and going around in circles? Staying focused is so important in life. Please stay focused! When you’re on a long journey, and you’re going so far, but then you get the case of “eh, let’s just turn around and go home.” Would you ever get to where you’re going? No, that’s why you need to stay motivated.

How do you stay focused? Well, there are lots of ways. That’s for the next update to this blog.

How do you stay motivated? Well, you reward yourself when you achieve something, sort of like working out and building muscle. More on the next blog update.

Conclusion

This is an on-going story. I’ll update it weekly to make sure you are in the know about everything. This is the story of Michelle Noctor.